Aloof Atmosphere Appreciator T-Shirts

'Hanking is a hard man to get to know.'

Painting clouds

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

'We've been enjoying the ambiance for 20 minutes. Now we'd like to enjoy some service.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

Football fan

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

The Troposhere

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

Cupid's converge on a bachelor.

'I'm going to stop coming here -it's completely lost it's fresh, country atmosphere!'

Louis-Joseph Gay-Lussac: 'The Limoges conference...study the chemical composition of the atmosphere at high altitudes."

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

'Captain are we going faster than sound?'

'Sorry about the smell -- I just had a mass extinction.'

"You'll love this internet cafe. It's got great blogosphere."

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

'Sir, do you wish to be seated in the ambiance, or non-ambience section?'

'Please remember, it's the ambience you're paying for here.'

"If they don't leave soon, I'll have to keep ignoring them."

"It seems like all we talk about anymore is the weather."

Windsock

"I'm supposed to be someplace downtown right now, sucking the air out of the room."

Love Birds love being showered with love and kisses

Beware of the dog in the igloo

'How is the ambience prepared?'

Freezicle.

"Whay do they think about all day?"

"The sound of violins, the night, the wine, the ambience—but most of all, Louise, you!"

"I bought him some underwear that should help reduce drag."

'The barometric pressure begins to tell on Stan the weatherman.'