Aloof Atmosphere Appreciator T-Shirts

'Hanking is a hard man to get to know.'

Painting clouds

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

'We've been enjoying the ambiance for 20 minutes. Now we'd like to enjoy some service.'

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

Football fan

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

"Do I look like I need rescuing?"

The Troposhere

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

Cupid's converge on a bachelor.

Louis-Joseph Gay-Lussac: 'The Limoges conference...study the chemical composition of the atmosphere at high altitudes."

'I'm going to stop coming here -it's completely lost it's fresh, country atmosphere!'

'Captain are we going faster than sound?'

'Sorry about the smell -- I just had a mass extinction.'

'Please remember, it's the ambience you're paying for here.'

'Sir, do you wish to be seated in the ambiance, or non-ambience section?'

"If they don't leave soon, I'll have to keep ignoring them."

"You'll love this internet cafe. It's got great blogosphere."

"It seems like all we talk about anymore is the weather."

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

Windsock

Beware of the dog in the igloo

Love Birds love being showered with love and kisses

"I'm supposed to be someplace downtown right now, sucking the air out of the room."

'How is the ambience prepared?'

Freezicle.

"The sound of violins, the night, the wine, the ambience—but most of all, Louise, you!"

"Whay do they think about all day?"

"I bought him some underwear that should help reduce drag."