Air Seeker T-Shirts

"I smoke so I can spend more time outdoors."

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Privates Beach"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

French wine

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'I blame global warming!'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Perils of the double play.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Sunbathing in the park

Beach hats

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Beer Parasol.

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf