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'Let's make a quick stop in Vegas and blame it on an unruly passenger.'

'If God had meant us to fly, he would have made airline seats big enough to sit in.'

Starving Acrobats

"Ahhh... close enough."

Remote control pirate bully

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

The experienced backpacker.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Easter Island legs

Tourists

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Beach con-man.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Desert Island Meals.

'Cannonball!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"Look what I found, dad!"

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Pirate

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure