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ASMR Dominatrix

Eye Exam Room/ASMR Viewing Room

"Ow! Ow! Ow..." "On second thought, I should have made gazpacho."

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

We learn by doing

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

"It's not icky - it's tactile."

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

Sensory confusion syndrome.

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

"Trust your instinct and soar! Is that all the advice you could give me for my first flight Dad?"

'Who knew college would prep me for a first class upgrade?'

'How could you have thirty years of experience when you're only twenty?'

'Sheesh! Every time. Well, you people knew what you were getting into!'

Tactile Art.

The Reigate train was more unusual this morning

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

'I love going to the movies for a good cry.'

'And, as you taste the wine, various sensations are recorded and transmitted to your brain for later befuddlement.'

"It looks like a religious revival to me!"

"So how to you know I'm an optician?"

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee every morning... but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

"Warm buttery overtones reminiscent of the summer sun setting over the Tuscan hills. A reipe peppery bouquet, shame it tastes like camel piss."

'I don't need a haircut. I just want you to use the vacuum thingy on my neck for 20 minutes.'

We process all information through our senses...