Experience T-Shirts

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Heading off with a packed bag

'I say, let's not be hasty in enforcing the mandatory retirement age.'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"We fell for this last time remember..."

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

"Well, now we've seen it."

We learn by doing

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

"Well, I've taught you everything I know."

Women

"Travel changed me."

Cultured Cells/Uncultured Cells

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

"So working from home is no longer an option?"

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

"I can't wait to get home and insult my parents from a position of authority."

'You know, I don't even care how the wine tastes - this alone was worth the price.'

"Trust your instinct and soar! Is that all the advice you could give me for my first flight Dad?"

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

'I did it the hard way. No self-improvement books.'

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

'I'm what you can't learn at Harvard Business school.'

Memories/New Experiences

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

"We were into things, but now we're into experiences."