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"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

"He had an uncanny ability to pick up the scent of opportunity."

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

Sensory confusion syndrome.

Canadian wildfires

"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

"Great neighborhood. You're only minutes away from a yoga studio."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you for reading the newspaper."

'Yes, I do have to sniff every tree. That's how we keep score.'

You've developed a seasonal allergy. Go get this prescription filled and DO NOT stop to smell the flowers!

'He believes in taking time to stop and smell the noses.'

Another dramatic moment ruined by seasonal allergies.

'What do you mean you don't like to chase cars? how can you resist the noise, the danger, the smell of exhaust fumes?'

He doesn't believe we're making any money unless plant five is polluting the atmosphere.

'I hate it when the pollen count's high!'

Double Feature: Lassie - Rin-Tin-Tin.

'Arrest that man, officer. His clothes simply reek of cigarette smoke.'

"Have you ever thought about getting an e-reader?"

"This one might suit you. It's called Oldie But Goodie."

"Our mistress is a florist you see, so it's fun to sniff her when she gets home to guess which flowers are in season..."

'Since I'm not old enough to smoke, I thought I'd stand here and inhale. I read that the effects of slash burns are as harmful as cigarettes.'

"You'll just have to go elsewhere for a sense of wonder."

'I think I know how the robbers got in. Someone forgot to lock the doggy door.'

Men and women racing to get to work, while a tramp stands in the middle, contentedly smelling a flower.