Opportunity Sniffer T-Shirts

"He had an uncanny ability to pick up the scent of opportunity."

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

Opening the door to new customers

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

Woman out on limb

Job hoppers.

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

The stockholders love our annual report! Scratch and sniff our bottom line and it smells like money!

The Atkins Diet.

"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."

'Retail real estate slump...'

Some people always carry a laptop in case they get a chance to do some work --- It's different with Ernie.

The Ultimate Crime

"Great neighborhood. You're only minutes away from a yoga studio."

'Gentlemen, this deal offers some spectacular opportunities for us to miss, and miss them we shall.'

"Good news! I sold the movie rights to your accident for 50 Grand!"

"It's good to see some companies taking a positive from it!"

"What is the American dream, and does it differ in many respects from the Connecticut dream?"

'I know what I've got to do to find a job. I'm going to Poland!'

"The Hodal deal ….. It doesn't pass the smell test."

'Bagsy the 4 x 4!!!'

"Have you ever thought about getting an e-reader?"

'My worst customers are the ones I'll never lose to online shopping.'

"No! There are no openings for my job!"

"Mmm, smell this one."

Hadley K., All-Day Sucker.

'I think I know how the robbers got in. Someone forgot to lock the doggy door.'

It's a scam, Ernie. You are not a prisoner in a cyber war, and you don't have to give your name, rank and credit card number.

Whenever one door closes, another one opens. As a security guard, that's an unsettling thing to hear.