Opportunity Explorer T-Shirts

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

Job hoppers.

'I know what I've got to do to find a job. I'm going to Poland!'

"No! There are no openings for my job!"

Businesswoman Empowerment

'I have this fear of the real world...'

The first car accident.

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Artifishial Intelligence

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Opening the door to new customers

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"It will scare away our competitors."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

Space for Lease.

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

Henry Fox Talbot

"Our company is going to embrace cutting edge change...that's why the room is full of old white guys waiting for me to load a motivational video into a VCR."

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

Woman out on limb

"Remember this? One sweetheart of a deal!"

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

One-man band - One-man office