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"I need a job! I'll do anything! I'll relocate!"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

The economy.

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

Economy

Opening the door to new customers

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"Everything's gone up."

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

Wealth Juggler.

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

Economy.

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

Long and Short term investments.

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

"They were built during a pandemic."

'All we can do is remind the stockholders that money isn't everything.'

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'