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"Could you nip over to accounts and get this signed,it's just through the door on the left and then 4,500 miles to East Delhi..."

"In Japan, workers bow to their boss, but I've found that an enthusiastic round of applause will suffice here."

'Better learn Spanish, son, because I'm moving it all to Mexico!'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

The economy.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

Economy

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

"Everything's gone up."

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

Wealth Juggler.

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

Economy.

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

'All we can do is remind the stockholders that money isn't everything.'

Long and Short term investments.

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

"They were built during a pandemic."