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"I'm busy...dump your card with the others."

'May I tell him what this is regarding?...'

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

"You don't need to understand—just go get a goddam bicycle pump."

"Well, Mr. Dog Eat Dog, did you eat a dog today or did a dog eat you?"

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

'Cunningham, it's time for you to take part in our staff motivation program. It's short, simple, effective and it goes like that: make more sales or I'll kill your family, eat your dog and burn your house.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

The economy.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Economy

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"Everything's gone up."

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

Wealth Juggler.

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Economy.

'All we can do is remind the stockholders that money isn't everything.'

Long and Short term investments.

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."