Global Explorer T-Shirts

'You drive a Japanese car, drink French wine, eat Chinese food, own an American computer, buy Canadian lumber and vacation in Mexico. How can you be AGAINST free trade?!'

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

I"m living the American dream in Beijing.

"Frankly, John, we expected you to have more to show from your German trip."

"I love the expansion, but we still lack a branch in the Arctic."

China Reopens its Borders

"New York are out for breakfast, Munich are having a coffee break and Tokyo are at lunch."

Developers at small African village.

End of World

Boss returns to empty office!

'If it's jet lag when I fly east, why isn't it jet lead when I fly west?'

Turkey and Europe's Refugee Deal

"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in Korea, customer support will be run from Mumbai and logistics handled in Vietnam."

'This Japanese watch you sold me is two hours slow. . .That's the time in Japan.'

Driver doesn't speak or understand English. Lotsa Luck.

'Untapped world markets.'

'We're sorry that we're late, but we got lost.'

"My homeland is filled with warlords and landmines. There isn't enough food to feed my people. I must leave at once."

'Next time, Prime Minister, kindly have your journalists hold their abuse, er, domestic questions until you are back in your own country...'

Albanian Customs

"They were built during a pandemic."

Covid and World Tourism

Boy saying he loves geography because all his possessions are produced abroad.

Signpost to London and Cairo with Umbrella and Parasol.

A family is chased by a pack of wild dogs at a drive-thru in Russia.

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

'Made in China I thought we were in Cape Cod,'

'International companies' sticking flag into the ground near the city.

'It wasn't a stupid question. Everything else is made in China, so why not their house red?'

Passport Control: Visitor W/Tourist Visa. . .American Vistors W/Toursit Visa

"The deal's off. She's formed a task group and found a bowl that's 'just right' on the foreign market."

Bienvenido/Deportado

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Citizen of the World, Wine Connoisseur, Husband. I may be spreading myself too thin."

A store in the Soviet Union lists its other locations; three are in Russia cities while the other three are in Western ones.