Globe Explorer T-Shirts

"It all looks so great. I can't wait to be disappointed."

Globes

I'd like somewhere unpretentious....

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The experienced backpacker.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

'But what is the universe for?'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Boptimism

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Surf Casting

Build a Raft

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

God Sneezes Out Creation

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'Are we there yet?'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'