Globe Explorer Gifts

"It all looks so great. I can't wait to be disappointed."

Globes

I'd like somewhere unpretentious....

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The experienced backpacker.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Surf Casting

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

God Sneezes Out Creation

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'Are we there yet?'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"The hyenas started it."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

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