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'I wish that just once the contract would go to someone besides the lowest bidder.'

'The vasteness of the universe makes me feel so small and insignificant.'

'We're beyond globalization. We'd like to present a case for universalization.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.

'So you're from Pluto too - small world.'

'A long time ago we couldn't breathe their atmosphere..now it's really great!'

'Do you have to yell 'Far out!' every time you see something new?'

Intergalactic Basebasball.

Life in the fastest lane.

How the intergalactic war started...

"It's another privacy injunction."

"Look at all those stars, Gordon. They remind me of how insignificant you are."

"Someone slipped a stool softener in my drink!"

"If there really are 70 million other galaxies I definitely lost the office pool."

"B*****d!"

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.

'Now we look like them they'll never know we've landed!'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Everyone here has a PH.D. in astrophysics. We need someone who can yodel."

Drink & Create a Universe Night

Boptimism

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Big Bang Theory.

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

'But what is the universe for?'