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'I wish that just once the contract would go to someone besides the lowest bidder.'

'The vasteness of the universe makes me feel so small and insignificant.'

'We're beyond globalization. We'd like to present a case for universalization.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.

'So you're from Pluto too - small world.'

'A long time ago we couldn't breathe their atmosphere..now it's really great!'

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

'Do you have to yell 'Far out!' every time you see something new?'

Intergalactic Basebasball.

Life in the fastest lane.

How the intergalactic war started...

"It's another privacy injunction."

"Look at all those stars, Gordon. They remind me of how insignificant you are."

Tim Peake - The First Brit to 'Walk' in space.

"Someone slipped a stool softener in my drink!"

"When you said you wanted to be a doctor I thought you meant, maybe a cardiologist. What in the world is an astrophysicist?!"

"How may I be of service?"

"If there really are 70 million other galaxies I definitely lost the office pool."

"B*****d!"

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.

'Now we look like them they'll never know we've landed!'

"There are several openings if you're willing to cross over to the dark side."

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Never mind, I found the new galaxy

Planetarium. The light from distant galaxies can take millions of years to reach earth. Talk about "long time, no see"!

My turn! I spy, with my little eye

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Everyone here has a PH.D. in astrophysics. We need someone who can yodel."

Drink & Create a Universe Night

Boptimism

Obama's Theoretical Voting Record

Barack Skywalker

Big Bang Theory.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1