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"Who says dark matter is elusive?"

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Low-Energy Drinks

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Boptimism

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

Bottle Distillery

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

Rocket.

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Obama's Theoretical Voting Record

'Malty tasking.'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

'Take me to your feeder,'