Beer Galaxy Explorer Gifts

"Who says dark matter is elusive?"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Low-Energy Drinks

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Boptimism

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Bottle Distillery

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

Rocket.

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Malty tasking.'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

Life in the fastest lane.