Kitchen Galaxy Explorer T-Shirts

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"You're the lid to my pot."

Boptimism

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Picking pastries.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

Salt and Pepper

I made you a cake!

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

The Inexperienced Cook

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

"I'm unable to process this image."

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Alphabet soup

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

Boy baking a cake.

Life in the fastest lane.

"Are you as excited as I am?"

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"You have arrived at your destination."