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"Figure out what this thing does and get a second one half price!"

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

GMOs: The Next Generation

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"You're never home."

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"I'm unable to process this image."

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

The secret lives of household things.

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

Boy baking a cake.

"Doctor. I am speechless"

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"My compliments to the can opener."

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

"You have arrived at your destination."