Kitchen Gadget Explorer Gifts

"Figure out what this thing does and get a second one half price!"

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

GMOs: The Next Generation

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"You're never home."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"I'm unable to process this image."

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

The secret lives of household things.

Boy baking a cake.

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

"My compliments to the can opener."

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"You have arrived at your destination."

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.