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'One of us has got to get out of here and make a dash for the spaceship.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Your lobster was off!

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"I'm unable to process this image."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

Boy baking a cake.

"You have arrived at your destination."

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

"You were supposed to have invented fire!"

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

Planetary Science. What do we call the study of gas giants in space? Gastronomy.

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

'The two things you cook best are meatloaf and apple pie!... Which one is this?'

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

"Ok, who just gave my cooking a 1-star review on Yelp?"