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"Please don't tell me they're making broth."

'Too much spice?'

'Something moved!'

'Do you mind if I smoke?'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Cookbooks

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

Man's cooking explodes.

How to correctly estimate cooking time

Ten out of ten for effort...

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

Anti-inflammation recipes

Chef De Party.

Cooking

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

Disaster in the kitchen.

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

Cook au vin

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

'Don't blame me - It's my husband's cooking!'

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

Chef: 'Howz that Octopus coming along Jeff?'

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

"That is why you don't put 'instant rice' in a slow cooker."

Chef looking up confused, Waiter behind him with pancake on his head.