Global Opportunity Explorer Gifts

"I need a job! I'll do anything! I'll relocate!"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

The economy.

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

Economy

Opening the door to new customers

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

"Everything's gone up."

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

Wealth Juggler.

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

Economy.

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

'All we can do is remind the stockholders that money isn't everything.'

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"They were built during a pandemic."

Long and Short term investments.

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'