Opportunity Enthusiast Gifts

"What is the American dream, and does it differ in many respects from the Connecticut dream?"

Businesswoman Empowerment

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

Opening the door to new customers

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

"It raises trust issues, Mr. Kranse, when your very first question is 'what's the catch?'."

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

'Get out there and keep your job!'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"I know you used to be our paperboy. That's why when you leave, you'll find your resume on the roof."

'Heads we declare bankruptcy, tails we try to buy out a profitable megacorp...'

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

Woman out on limb

'Look a huge bird!'

"We got him through a firm of headhunters"

"Remember this? One sweetheart of a deal!"

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"