Opportunity Enthusiast Pillows

"What is the American dream, and does it differ in many respects from the Connecticut dream?"

Businesswoman Empowerment

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

Opening the door to new customers

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"It raises trust issues, Mr. Kranse, when your very first question is 'what's the catch?'."

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"I know you used to be our paperboy. That's why when you leave, you'll find your resume on the roof."

'Get out there and keep your job!'

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

'Heads we declare bankruptcy, tails we try to buy out a profitable megacorp...'

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

Woman out on limb

"We got him through a firm of headhunters"

"Remember this? One sweetheart of a deal!"

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"