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It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

"Now here's my co-anchor, Nancy, with a conflicting account of that very same story."

School of journalism and politics.

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

"I try to keep my classes relevant."

'These days, it's hard to tell whom to trust - T.V. news, or your social network. . .'

"He had an uncanny ability to pick up the scent of opportunity."

"Like WikiLeaks has nothing better to do."

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The Hypocritic Oath

'I think it means corporate control is now complete.'

Economics journalist

"Pick two! Staying abreast of the rapidly evolving global pandemic and what it means for your middle-class suburban life. Creating holiday memories that your kids will treasure throughout their lifetimes. Remembering to eat a vegetable."

"Did you research and verify before posting this?"

"The word is a prominent Republican is going to announce that he's not going to run for president..."

"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."

"Oh, none for me, thanks...I'm not that kind of vampire. I only feed on daily newspapers."

Shireen Abu Akleh

"The truth? With all the fake news and alternative facts now, we're all just guessing."

'Your BBC. Where the truth is sometimes stranger than fiction.'

We're fact checking your story.

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