Senses Pillows

Sensory confusion syndrome.

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

The Sensitive Dude.

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

"The school newspaper's much improved as a tabloid!"

"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

At the animal perfume fair.

'Sheesh! Every time. Well, you people knew what you were getting into!'

'Meeting someone tonight?'

'Care to roll in our featured scent?'

"It's for people who have been using 'Obsession' too long."

"Sabre-tooth, not buck tooth."

'He likes your aftershave lotion.'

Scent - free samples.

'Got any of those pine tree air fresheners?'

'I used to be called a sensitive man... now I'm just called a gay man.'

"Do I look ridiculous in these clothes?"

'Haven't you ever seen a starched necktie?'

ASMR Dominatrix

Air Freshener shaped like a leaf falls victim to Autumn.

'This is sensational, Madam...in fact, it comes with a complimentary pepper spray!'

'Come in'.

"Yeah, doc, I'm under a lot of pressure! All these gift cards I've been carrying around forever expire today!"

'I don't need a haircut. I just want you to use the vacuum thingy on my neck for 20 minutes.'

'Dad I'm getting gym kit, sweat, skunk - and girls. Girls on the nose.'

"I'll have whatever I'm hearing being opened in the kitchen."

'All my senses are very acute.'

'I tried it last night-he had a hangover this morning!'

Mechanic's Aroma Therapy

"Ow! Ow! Ow..." "On second thought, I should have made gazpacho."