Festive Spirits Enthusiast T-Shirts

Sign on a liquor shop decorated for Christmas that reads "Give the gift of alcohol".

Santa Claus's Mail

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Yo ho ho!

Santa called but you were out!

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Street Carolers

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Merry Kissmas

Mice playing double bass

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Happy St Pancakes Day

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Elf of the Month

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

Easter Bunny

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

The Devil's advocaat.

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

C is for Cracker

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."