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Cannelloni

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Beanirrito"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

'Jingling your change won't get us a better table.'

A tureen of chefs

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

Pizza Shard

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

'We need more cake shows!'

Kitchen - Sign reads 'Out of Hors D'Oeuvres.'

Fried Egg

"Potatoes too salty? Look, buster ??" I told you to enjoy your meal!"