Culinary Fashionistas T-Shirts

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"Beanirrito"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

Fried Egg

Pizza Shard

Salad Hat

"It may very well be America's favorite comfort food, but nobody is gonna buy a grilled cheese poncho."

"Why don't we just take photos of other people's food and order whatever gets the most Facebook likes?"

Bob's BBQ Aprons: The Spring Collection

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

'Is it okay to drink red wine in brown shoes?'

Pork Pie Hat

MILAN CHAIR HARVEST

"I'm thinking something in a cheddar."

Woman dressed as a soup can

Faddy, fussy and pernickety eating. It's strictly the preserve of those without kids.

"The free-range chicken with little shoes by Reebok."

'Waiter - This salad isn't appropriately dressed!'

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

'The potato masher you bought me broke so I improvised.'

Sushi hats

'I was going to send back this dreadful wine - but then I realized it's the perfect match for your dreadful chicken.'