Kitchen Fashionistas T-Shirts

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"Beanirrito"

Baker Romance

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

Thank you for the wedding present.

Spanx Tells Me No

Pizza Shard

'Sir, this chicken is improperly dressed!'

"Yes...it may not be the Ritz, Rupert old chum but it's all good home cooked fare!"

Fried Egg

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

Whistling Kettle

'Oh, it's lovely, dear! Everything is so conveniently arranged to save you time in the morning!'

'I see there are more 'pins' on the family homepage,'

Pork Pie Hat

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

Bob's BBQ Aprons: The Spring Collection

A seafood restaurants has live fish swimming around its kitchen.

'Is it okay to drink red wine in brown shoes?'

"It may very well be America's favorite comfort food, but nobody is gonna buy a grilled cheese poncho."