Food Fashionista T-Shirts

"I'm thinking something in a cheddar."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"It's nouvelle cuisine sir, so you'll need a magnifying glass..."

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

Pizza Shard

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Beanirrito"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

'So famous for her amazing fruit covered hats, Carmen Miranda's pineapple shoes were less well known.'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Spanx Tells Me No

Salad Hat

Fried Egg

Cattle farmer's super-market

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

Pork Pie Hat

Bob's BBQ Aprons: The Spring Collection

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

"It may very well be America's favorite comfort food, but nobody is gonna buy a grilled cheese poncho."

'Is it okay to drink red wine in brown shoes?'

'Wax Lipped Cow'.

'Waiter - This salad isn't appropriately dressed!'

'When did you first become a Fruit-of-the-Loom guys groupie?'

Woman dressed as a soup can

'I suppose you think you're funny?'

"The free-range chicken with little shoes by Reebok."

Faddy, fussy and pernickety eating. It's strictly the preserve of those without kids.

"She's diversifying her portfolio."

Sushi hats

Waaay too corporate!

'I was going to send back this dreadful wine - but then I realized it's the perfect match for your dreadful chicken.'