Foodie Fashionistas T-Shirts

Gourmet food section: shoppers must wear coat & tie.

'You'll like this suit. The vest is edible.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Beanirrito"

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Pizza Shard

Fried Egg

Salad Hat

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

'Is it okay to drink red wine in brown shoes?'

Bob's BBQ Aprons: The Spring Collection

"It may very well be America's favorite comfort food, but nobody is gonna buy a grilled cheese poncho."

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

Pork Pie Hat

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

"I'm thinking something in a cheddar."

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

Woman dressed as a soup can

"The free-range chicken with little shoes by Reebok."

'Waiter - This salad isn't appropriately dressed!'

Faddy, fussy and pernickety eating. It's strictly the preserve of those without kids.

Ettore Uzza's Half-A-Loaf

"I eat here all the time so I can be a regular."

Bacon, lettuce and tie sandwich.

"How can we afford to eat at a place where the doggie bags are Gucci?"

"It's fast-casual."

Sushi hats

'I was going to send back this dreadful wine - but then I realized it's the perfect match for your dreadful chicken.'

"I don't care if you're a food critic - you're not combing back in my restaurant wearing only a sash."

Butler takes salmon from the family for the servants to eat