Foodie Fashionistas Prints

Gourmet food section: shoppers must wear coat & tie.

'You'll like this suit. The vest is edible.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Beanirrito"

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Spanx Tells Me No

Salad Hat

Fried Egg

Pizza Shard

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

'Is it okay to drink red wine in brown shoes?'

"It may very well be America's favorite comfort food, but nobody is gonna buy a grilled cheese poncho."

Pork Pie Hat

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

Bob's BBQ Aprons: The Spring Collection

"I'm thinking something in a cheddar."

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

'Waiter - This salad isn't appropriately dressed!'

Woman dressed as a soup can

"The free-range chicken with little shoes by Reebok."

Faddy, fussy and pernickety eating. It's strictly the preserve of those without kids.

"It's fast-casual."

Bacon, lettuce and tie sandwich.

'I was going to send back this dreadful wine - but then I realized it's the perfect match for your dreadful chicken.'

"How can we afford to eat at a place where the doggie bags are Gucci?"

Sushi hats

"I eat here all the time so I can be a regular."

Ettore Uzza's Half-A-Loaf