Fashion Foodies Prints

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Beanirrito"

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

Spanx Tells Me No

Salad Hat

Pizza Shard

Fried Egg

'Is it okay to drink red wine in brown shoes?'

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

Bob's BBQ Aprons: The Spring Collection

"It may very well be America's favorite comfort food, but nobody is gonna buy a grilled cheese poncho."

Pork Pie Hat

"I'm thinking something in a cheddar."

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

Faddy, fussy and pernickety eating. It's strictly the preserve of those without kids.

"The free-range chicken with little shoes by Reebok."

"Oh, for God's sake, Harold, please close your mouth when you chew your food! This is a fancy restaurant."

'Waiter - This salad isn't appropriately dressed!'

Woman dressed as a soup can

"I'll have the business prodigy's lunch."

"How can we afford to eat at a place where the doggie bags are Gucci?"

'I was going to send back this dreadful wine - but then I realized it's the perfect match for your dreadful chicken.'

Bacon, lettuce and tie sandwich.

"It's fast-casual."

"I eat here all the time so I can be a regular."

Sushi hats

Butler takes salmon from the family for the servants to eat

Metaphor Diner. What