Fashion Foodies Gifts

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Beanirrito"

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

Fried Egg

Salad Hat

Pizza Shard

'Is it okay to drink red wine in brown shoes?'

Bob's BBQ Aprons: The Spring Collection

"It may very well be America's favorite comfort food, but nobody is gonna buy a grilled cheese poncho."

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

Pork Pie Hat

"I'm thinking something in a cheddar."

Faddy, fussy and pernickety eating. It's strictly the preserve of those without kids.

'Waiter - This salad isn't appropriately dressed!'

"The free-range chicken with little shoes by Reebok."

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

"Oh, for God's sake, Harold, please close your mouth when you chew your food! This is a fancy restaurant."

Woman dressed as a soup can

"I'll have the business prodigy's lunch."

"I eat here all the time so I can be a regular."

'I was going to send back this dreadful wine - but then I realized it's the perfect match for your dreadful chicken.'

Bacon, lettuce and tie sandwich.

"It's fast-casual."

Sushi hats

"How can we afford to eat at a place where the doggie bags are Gucci?"

"For dessert, that's black coffee, crème bruleé and, will you be having a T-shirt?"

"It's organ-ic!"