Fashionista Foodie Gifts

"Oil or vinegar?"

'Is it okay to drink red wine in brown shoes?'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Cocktails on the verandah.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

The adoration of the gels.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad fake tan day.

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

The height of fashion in 1796

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Bad hair day!

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'Do you think that's wise?'

'She's so put together!'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

A women in a shoeshop.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!