Fashionable Foodie Gifts

"I make decisions as much with my gut as I fo with my brain. Let's eat."

"It's fast-casual."

Salad Hat

'Waiter - This salad isn't appropriately dressed!'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Beanirrito"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

'Hey, honey bun!'

Stand back - while I whip something up

'I'm not very hungry after eating my first quarter losses.'

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

Pizza Shard

Fried Egg

'I recommend looking down your wife's top, sir.'

"It may very well be America's favorite comfort food, but nobody is gonna buy a grilled cheese poncho."

'Is it okay to drink red wine in brown shoes?'

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

When I see you I turn to jelly!

Bob's BBQ Aprons: The Spring Collection

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

Pork Pie Hat

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

"I'm thinking something in a cheddar."

"Oh, for God's sake, Harold, please close your mouth when you chew your food! This is a fancy restaurant."

"I wonder if you folks are aware that black cod is this year's Chilean sea bass?"

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

Woman dressed as a soup can

"The free-range chicken with little shoes by Reebok."

Faddy, fussy and pernickety eating. It's strictly the preserve of those without kids.

"I'll have the business prodigy's lunch."

Sushi hats