Fashion-forward Foodie Gifts

"Now that everyone in New York eats at 6, we need to eat at 3."

Bob's BBQ Aprons: The Spring Collection

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

How about going easy on the carbs

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Advocado

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Flying sauces.

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"