Food Fashionista Gifts

"I'm thinking something in a cheddar."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"It's nouvelle cuisine sir, so you'll need a magnifying glass..."

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

Pizza Shard

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Beanirrito"

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

'So famous for her amazing fruit covered hats, Carmen Miranda's pineapple shoes were less well known.'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Fried Egg

Salad Hat

Cattle farmer's super-market

Pork Pie Hat

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

"It may very well be America's favorite comfort food, but nobody is gonna buy a grilled cheese poncho."

'Is it okay to drink red wine in brown shoes?'

Bob's BBQ Aprons: The Spring Collection

'Wax Lipped Cow'.

Faddy, fussy and pernickety eating. It's strictly the preserve of those without kids.

'Waiter - This salad isn't appropriately dressed!'

"The free-range chicken with little shoes by Reebok."

'When did you first become a Fruit-of-the-Loom guys groupie?'

Woman dressed as a soup can

"She's diversifying her portfolio."

'I was going to send back this dreadful wine - but then I realized it's the perfect match for your dreadful chicken.'

Bacon, lettuce and tie sandwich.

Waaay too corporate!

"I eat here all the time so I can be a regular."

"It's fast-casual."

Ettore Uzza's Half-A-Loaf