Culinary Fashionistas Gifts

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"Beanirrito"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Spanx Tells Me No

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

Fried Egg

Salad Hat

'Ahh, but it's a Dyson saltshaker.'

Pizza Shard

Pork Pie Hat

"Why don't we just take photos of other people's food and order whatever gets the most Facebook likes?"

Bob's BBQ Aprons: The Spring Collection

FE AST. Now that we're all together, let's eat!

"It may very well be America's favorite comfort food, but nobody is gonna buy a grilled cheese poncho."

'Is it okay to drink red wine in brown shoes?'

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

"I'm thinking something in a cheddar."

MILAN CHAIR HARVEST

Woman dressed as a soup can

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

Faddy, fussy and pernickety eating. It's strictly the preserve of those without kids.

"The free-range chicken with little shoes by Reebok."

'Waiter - This salad isn't appropriately dressed!'

'The potato masher you bought me broke so I improvised.'

'I was going to send back this dreadful wine - but then I realized it's the perfect match for your dreadful chicken.'