Fashion-conscious Foodies Prints

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Beanirrito"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Fried Egg

Salad Hat

'Sir, this chicken is improperly dressed!'

Pizza Shard

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

'Is it okay to drink red wine in brown shoes?'

Bob's BBQ Aprons: The Spring Collection

"It may very well be America's favorite comfort food, but nobody is gonna buy a grilled cheese poncho."

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

Pork Pie Hat

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

"I'm thinking something in a cheddar."

Faddy, fussy and pernickety eating. It's strictly the preserve of those without kids.

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

"The free-range chicken with little shoes by Reebok."

'Waiter - This salad isn't appropriately dressed!'

Woman dressed as a soup can

Ettore Uzza's Half-A-Loaf

"I eat here all the time so I can be a regular."

Bacon, lettuce and tie sandwich.

"How can we afford to eat at a place where the doggie bags are Gucci?"

"It's fast-casual."

'I was going to send back this dreadful wine - but then I realized it's the perfect match for your dreadful chicken.'

Sushi hats

"I don't care if you're a food critic - you're not combing back in my restaurant wearing only a sash."

Butler takes salmon from the family for the servants to eat