Food Fashionists T-Shirts

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Beanirrito"

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Pizza Shard

Fried Egg

Salad Hat

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

Pork Pie Hat

"It may very well be America's favorite comfort food, but nobody is gonna buy a grilled cheese poncho."

'Is it okay to drink red wine in brown shoes?'

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

Bob's BBQ Aprons: The Spring Collection

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

"I'm thinking something in a cheddar."

'Waiter - This salad isn't appropriately dressed!'

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

Food Photography

Woman dressed as a soup can

Faddy, fussy and pernickety eating. It's strictly the preserve of those without kids.

"The free-range chicken with little shoes by Reebok."

"I'm a little disappointed. Tastes fine, but not very photogenic."

Sushi hats

"It's fast-casual."

"How can we afford to eat at a place where the doggie bags are Gucci?"

'I was going to send back this dreadful wine - but then I realized it's the perfect match for your dreadful chicken.'

Bacon, lettuce and tie sandwich.

"I eat here all the time so I can be a regular."

Ettore Uzza's Half-A-Loaf