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"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

"I eat here all the time so I can be a regular."

"The free-range chicken with little shoes by Reebok."

"For dessert, that's black coffee, crème bruleé and, will you be having a T-shirt?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Beanirrito"

Metaphor Diner. What

Butler takes salmon from the family for the servants to eat

"How can we afford to eat at a place where the doggie bags are Gucci?"

Pork Pie Hat

You can't remember what we ate last night? Just scratch and sniff your tie!

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

'Frankly, Bob, I don't think you understand the whole concept of comfort food!'

"I was afraid of GMO foods until I learned they're the designer versions."

Fried Egg

"It may very well be America's favorite comfort food, but nobody is gonna buy a grilled cheese poncho."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

"Two questions: What time are the guests arriving, and do you still want me to slice the pepperoni?"

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

'We'll get our food....eventually.'