Foodie Fashionista Pillows

"I eat here all the time so I can be a regular."

"The free-range chicken with little shoes by Reebok."

"For dessert, that's black coffee, crème bruleé and, will you be having a T-shirt?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Beanirrito"

Butler takes salmon from the family for the servants to eat

"How can we afford to eat at a place where the doggie bags are Gucci?"

Pork Pie Hat

You can't remember what we ate last night? Just scratch and sniff your tie!

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"I was afraid of GMO foods until I learned they're the designer versions."

Fried Egg

"It may very well be America's favorite comfort food, but nobody is gonna buy a grilled cheese poncho."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'

'Are they fat free, low carb, high fibre and organic?'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Beef Wellingtons

'Monsieur, in this café you've got to dance your order.'

'In case of emergency, break glass.'