Fashion-conscious Foodie Pillows

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Beanirrito"

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Pizza Shard

Fried Egg

Salad Hat

'Sir, this chicken is improperly dressed!'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

'Is it okay to drink red wine in brown shoes?'

Bob's BBQ Aprons: The Spring Collection

"It may very well be America's favorite comfort food, but nobody is gonna buy a grilled cheese poncho."

Pork Pie Hat

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

"I'm thinking something in a cheddar."

Woman dressed as a soup can

'Waiter - This salad isn't appropriately dressed!'

Faddy, fussy and pernickety eating. It's strictly the preserve of those without kids.

"The free-range chicken with little shoes by Reebok."

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

Ettore Uzza's Half-A-Loaf

Sushi hats

'I was going to send back this dreadful wine - but then I realized it's the perfect match for your dreadful chicken.'

"It's fast-casual."

"How can we afford to eat at a place where the doggie bags are Gucci?"

Bacon, lettuce and tie sandwich.

"I eat here all the time so I can be a regular."

Williamsburger

Butler takes salmon from the family for the servants to eat