Foodie Fashion Lover Pillows

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Sushi hats

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'Your French dip, sir.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Beanirrito"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

A man and baby wearing bibs

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'You may well have eaten fresher fish before but not in this restaurant. . .'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

"George often brings his work home with him."