Culinary Fashionista T-Shirts

Williamsburger

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Beanirrito"

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Salad Hat

Fried Egg

"Waiter!"

Pizza Shard

Pork Pie Hat

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

"It may very well be America's favorite comfort food, but nobody is gonna buy a grilled cheese poncho."

'Is it okay to drink red wine in brown shoes?'

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

Bob's BBQ Aprons: The Spring Collection

"I'm thinking something in a cheddar."

MILAN CHAIR HARVEST

Faddy, fussy and pernickety eating. It's strictly the preserve of those without kids.

Woman dressed as a soup can

'Waiter - This salad isn't appropriately dressed!'

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

"The free-range chicken with little shoes by Reebok."

'I was going to send back this dreadful wine - but then I realized it's the perfect match for your dreadful chicken.'

Sushi hats

"It's fast-casual."

Bacon, lettuce and tie sandwich.

"How can we afford to eat at a place where the doggie bags are Gucci?"

"I eat here all the time so I can be a regular."

Pasta Hair