Culinary Fashionista Prints

Williamsburger

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Beanirrito"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Spanx Tells Me No

Salad Hat

"Waiter!"

Fried Egg

Pizza Shard

Bob's BBQ Aprons: The Spring Collection

Pork Pie Hat

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

"It may very well be America's favorite comfort food, but nobody is gonna buy a grilled cheese poncho."

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

'Is it okay to drink red wine in brown shoes?'

"I'm thinking something in a cheddar."

MILAN CHAIR HARVEST

Woman dressed as a soup can

'Waiter - This salad isn't appropriately dressed!'

Faddy, fussy and pernickety eating. It's strictly the preserve of those without kids.

"The free-range chicken with little shoes by Reebok."

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

"It's fast-casual."

Bacon, lettuce and tie sandwich.

'I was going to send back this dreadful wine - but then I realized it's the perfect match for your dreadful chicken.'

Sushi hats

What's the key to being a great artist, Al? Is it the beret? Don't be silly, Axel. It's the smock.

"How can we afford to eat at a place where the doggie bags are Gucci?"

"I eat here all the time so I can be a regular."