Culinary Fashion Lover Prints

Cannelloni

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Beanirrito"

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

'Jingling your change won't get us a better table.'

Deviled HamDeviled Eggs.

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

A tureen of chefs

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

Spanx Tells Me No

Le Gourmet Bistro. Paging Mister Zah, paging Mister Zah. Do we have a Pete Zah here?

Pizza Shard

'We need more cake shows!'

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

Kitchen - Sign reads 'Out of Hors D'Oeuvres.'

Fried Egg

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

"Your father dressed you, didn't he?"

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"